Serious Offender: Egg, Williamsburg

What's extra infuriating about the lack of Sweet 'N Low at Egg in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, is that they give the illusion of being quite serious about coffee.  Instead of serving just a cup, you get an entire French press pot, which is delightful for guaranteeing freshness, but not free refills.  Not only that, but they actually sell bags of their beans, in case you enjoyed your coffee so much there that you'd like to recreate the experience at home.  No thanks, Egg, since my coffee tasted like the fetid bongwater of Splenda, I'd rather bite the inside of my cheek then keep rebiting it accidentally for a week.

The food is very good, however.

Splenda and raw sugar only:

Coffee for sale: